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justhangn
Guest
Dear Sir: I need to advise you of a nefarious plot by one
of our greatest news agencies. I discovered that they tried
to clone Walter Cronkite, but after creating the embryo and
implanting it into the host mother, they discovered, that
they were going to be producing twins. I therefore shall go
and drink to absolve myself of my awareness of this heinous
act of replication, thereby making of my evening, a binge
over doubled Walters.
of our greatest news agencies. I discovered that they tried
to clone Walter Cronkite, but after creating the embryo and
implanting it into the host mother, they discovered, that
they were going to be producing twins. I therefore shall go
and drink to absolve myself of my awareness of this heinous
act of replication, thereby making of my evening, a binge
over doubled Walters.
