Want a day off?

[Dupontster]

I urgently needed a few days off work,
But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted ' Crazy '
Then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who ' s blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb,
So that the Boss might think I was ' Crazy ' and give me a few days
off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,
' What in the name of good GOD are you doing? '
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, ' You are clearly stressed out. '
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days. '
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,
' ..And where do you think you're going?! '

(You're gonna love this....)
















She said, ' I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark. '

 

[kermitt]

 

[desertrat]

 

[MrX]

 

[itsbob]

I urgently needed a few days off work,
But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted ' Crazy '
Then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who ' s blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb,
So that the Boss might think I was ' Crazy ' and give me a few days
off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,
' What in the name of good GOD are you doing? '
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, ' You are clearly stressed out. '
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days. '
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,
' ..And where do you think you're going?! '

She said, ' I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark. '

You got me, that one had me LOL'ng at my desk..

 

[Gwydion]

Worst part was I thought this was in Chit Chat. Had to re-read the "So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises" to figure out how that was possible...

Good one