Wanted

[Boogerman]

Since everyone's trying to get a
date, I thought I'd post my per-
sonal ad also.

Wanted:

A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia gargen, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.

 

[Tigerlily]

Since everyone's trying to get a
date, I thought I'd post my per-
sonal ad also.

Wanted:

A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia gargen, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.

Lexi look here!!

 

[Bustem' Down]

Since everyone's trying to get a
date, I thought I'd post my per-
sonal ad also.

Wanted:

A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia gargen, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.

aka "Nice Rack"

 

[Dougstermd]

Since everyone's trying to get a
date, I thought I'd post my per-
sonal ad also.

Wanted:

A short well-built woman with flat head, who can
walk backwards through the house,
can't talk with her mouth full,
who appreciates a good fuc-
schia gargen, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.

:fixed:

 

[Schizo]

Since everyone's trying to get a
date, I thought I'd post my per-
sonal ad also.

Wanted:

A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia gargen, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.

Please read only lines ....

:fixed:

 

[Dougstermd]

:fixed:

 

[Justanotherjoe]

Since everyone's trying to get a
date, I thought I'd post my per-
sonal ad also.

Wanted:

A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia gargen, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.

 

[Dougstermd]

Thanks I am a little slow sometimes.

 

[Schizo]

Great! This thread is probably going to be banished

 

[Justanotherjoe]

Thanks I am a little slow sometimes.

We all are....

 

[bknarw]

We all are....

Hey...speak for yourself!

I, for one, happen to be VERY slow.

So there.

 

[Mikeinsmd]

Since everyone's trying to get a
date, I thought I'd post my personal ad also.

Wanted:

A tall well-built woman with retracting teeth,
who can swallow
who appreciates a good fuc-
and turns into a roast beef sammich & a beer at midnight

:fixed: again

 

[Dougstermd]

how did i get red in here???