War Plans

SxyPrincess

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President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman,
"Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor.
What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, Well, we're going to kill 70 million Iraqis, and one
blonde with very big tits. The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with
big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says,
"See, smart-###?!

I told you no one would worry about the 70 million Iraqis!"
 
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