Jesus is italian, his mother's name is "Mary" and Mary was married to Joseph (Joey), when he was born 3 wise-men (aka wise guys) came bearing gifts (which I am sure was an envelope filled with hundreds, a huge full tray of Manicotti, and a gold rope chain necklace with a Crist Head Cross pendant on it.) At the Last Supper he drank red wine (that I am sure his grandfather made in the basement and kept in a huge jug- only italians have the power to turn water into wine- of course after weeks in the basement) and he broke bread (which I have on good information that it came from Calandra's Bakery on Bloomfield Ave) So there, that settles it, Jesus was italian.