Watch out Donald Duck, Porky and Winnie!

[Kyle]

A&W Root Beer puts pants on ‘polarizing' mascot bear Rooty after M&Ms 'pauses' spokescandies


Rooty the Great Root Bear has been the company's mascot since 1963

Rooty the Great Root Bear, the mascot of A&W Restaurants for 60 years, will hence forth be wearing denim jeans.

In a Twitter post, the company suggested that Rooty’s lack of pants was "polarizing."

"America, let’s talk. Since 1963, Rooty the Great Root Bear has been our beloved spokesbear. We knew people would notice because he’s literally a 6-foot tall bear wearing an orange sweater," the company said. "But now we get it – even a mascot’s lack of pants can be polarizing."

A&W Restaurants puts pants on 'polarizing' mascot bear Rooty in joke announcement

A&W Restaurants claimed its mascot Rooty's lack of pants was too polarizing, then later fessed up that the announcement of the bear's new look was just a joke.

www.foxbusiness.com

Hey, wait! ... Aren't pants a symbol of the Patriarchy?

 

[GregV814]

Well, I guess Lizzo can't be a spokesperson for any product.

 

[TPD]

I never knew A&W root beer had a mascot.

 

[Gilligan]

We are so screwed.

 

[NextJen]

So, he won’t be a polar bear?

 

[herb749]

Well, I guess Lizzo can't be a spokesperson for any product.

Heart medicine, cholesterol medicine . Can't be Weight Watchers, her weight is her image.

 

[Kyle]

Heart medicine, cholesterol medicine . Can't be Weight Watchers, her weight is her image.

Mrs. Smiths Pies.

 

[herb749]

So when does rainbow colored M&M's come out .?

Might be difficult for each one to contain all the colors. Then if they tried all the colors separately in one bag how soon would the complaints be there are more L's than T's .

 

[herb749]

Mrs. Smiths Pies.

Not sure, Mrs Smith is a white woman.

 

[herb749]

A&W Root Beer puts pants on ‘polarizing' mascot bear Rooty after M&Ms 'pauses' spokescandies


Rooty the Great Root Bear has been the company's mascot since 1963

Rooty the Great Root Bear, the mascot of A&W Restaurants for 60 years, will hence forth be wearing denim jeans.

In a Twitter post, the company suggested that Rooty’s lack of pants was "polarizing."

"America, let’s talk. Since 1963, Rooty the Great Root Bear has been our beloved spokesbear. We knew people would notice because he’s literally a 6-foot tall bear wearing an orange sweater," the company said. "But now we get it – even a mascot’s lack of pants can be polarizing."

A&W Restaurants puts pants on 'polarizing' mascot bear Rooty in joke announcement

A&W Restaurants claimed its mascot Rooty's lack of pants was too polarizing, then later fessed up that the announcement of the bear's new look was just a joke.

www.foxbusiness.com

Hey, wait! ... Aren't pants a symbol of the Patriarchy?

Not Maya Rudolph, who the hell finds her funny .?

 

[vraiblonde]

"But now we get it – even a mascot’s lack of pants can be polarizing."

OMG

 

[Ken King]

What will they do with the Cottonelle bears?

 

[Kyle]

What will they do with the Cottonelle bears?

Burkas.

 

[RoseRed]

What will they do with the Cottonelle bears?

I thought they were Charmin. Took over for Mr. Whipple.

 

[Ken King]

I thought they were Charmin. Took over for Mr. Whipple.

Those are different bears. Cottonelle has red and blue family units.

 

[RoseRed]

Those are different bears. Cottonelle has red and blue family units.

So does Charmin.

 

[herb749]

What will they do with the Cottonelle bears?

They used to have the one with juniors underwear on the floor. Never looked like he wore them. But he's hinny's clean.