Water Stain

[kris31280]

So my mom called me in to the bathroom and told me to look at the floor and tell her what I saw.

You tell me what it looks like.

 

[jazz lady]

It looks like a crime scene chalk outline of where somebody's personal pleasuring device died. :shrug:

 

[lam2]

It looks like a crime scene chalk outline of where somebody's personal pleasuring device died. :shrug:

 

[TexasSunflower]

So my mom called me in to the bathroom and told me to look at the floor and tell her what I saw.

You tell me what it looks like.

Now that's funny! And I do have to agree with Jazz!

 

[Jeff]

Now that's funny! And I do have to agree with Jazz!

Looks like you folks may have some guy sneaking in there and powdering his pud.

 

[kris31280]

We're thinking of calling it the Jesus Penis and selling it on Ebay (just kidding... honestly!)

I mean, they sell grilled cheese with the "Virgin Mary" on it...

 

[Jeff]

We're thinking of calling it the Jesus Penis and selling it on Ebay (just kidding... honestly!)

I mean, they sell grilled cheese with the "Virgin Mary" on it...

The Sacred John!!!!

 

[willie]

Saw it out and sell it on Ebay.

 

[Nanny Pam]

I agree with Jazz.

 

[MLGTS08]

haha thats priceless.

 

[basher]

it's not a crocodile head?

 

[kris31280]

Are you kidding me with the red karma? Obviously it's something other people have found amusing... and everyone in my household laughed about it for a good half an hour at least yesterday as we all came up with new names for it.

And as for keeping Jesus out of it... it was a JOKE... much like the virgin mary grilled cheese or those who say christ has appeared in their door and then create shrines and altars and have people come to pay homeage to the christ in the door.

Lighten up, would ya?

 

[basher]

it's funny, christians believing in karma?

 

[kris31280]

LOL, I love most of you people...

I say I'm getting red karma and all of a sudden an influx of green comes in.

Of course, someone did tell me I'm going to hell. Apparently because I joked about "Jesus Penis".

Hrm... I wonder if God has a "don't ask, don't tell" policy about Jesus Penis... we all know he has one, we just can't talk about it?

 

[Mikeinsmd]

LOL, I love most of you people...

I say I'm getting red karma and all of a sudden an influx of green comes in.

Of course, someone did tell me I'm going to hell. Apparently because I joked about "Jesus Penis".

Hrm... I wonder if God has a "don't ask, don't tell" policy about Jesus Penis... we all know he has one, we just can't talk about it?

Jesus is like a Ken doll. Nuttin there....