We got a public masturbator

[PeoplesElbow]

Seems we have more than our fair share of public weenie wackers.

St. Mary's County Catholic Priest Charged With Indecent Exposure in Frederick County

On July 21, 2022, an adult male victim responded to the Maryland State Police, Frederick Barrack to submit a complaint that a man was exposing himself while driving on Route 70. Charging documents stated the victim was driving Westbound on Route 70 in Frederick County near the 56 mile marker...

smnewsnet.com

 

[Merlin99]

There's a whole lot of miles between Frederick county and lower St Mary's county, that's a hell of a commute.

 

[Bare-ya-cuda]

Seems we have more than our fair share of public weenie wackers.

St. Mary's County Catholic Priest Charged With Indecent Exposure in Frederick County

On July 21, 2022, an adult male victim responded to the Maryland State Police, Frederick Barrack to submit a complaint that a man was exposing himself while driving on Route 70. Charging documents stated the victim was driving Westbound on Route 70 in Frederick County near the 56 mile marker...

smnewsnet.com

Quick, someone check to see if hemi was actively posting on here during that time frame. If not this could explain his brief absence.

 

[glhs837]

You all just a bunch of "________ists". (Not sure what covers this, fill in the blank.

This mans just a FAAP (Fresh Air Attracted Person)

 

[Kyle]

You all just a bunch of "________ists". (Not sure what covers this, fill in the blank.

This mans just a FAAP (Fresh Air Attracted Person)

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Never understood car masturbators, why cant they use the bathroom at work at walmart like the rest of us?

 

[Kyle]

Never understood car masturbators, why cant they use the bathroom at work at walmart like the rest of us?

Just be glad he isn't on the Subway.

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Just be glad he isn't on the Subway.

I've seen one on the metro before, also on Broadway Ave in NYC.

 

[glhs837]

Never understood car masturbators, why cant they use the bathroom at work at walmart like the rest of us?

 

[vraiblonde]

Holy Face sure knows how to pick 'em.

 

[PeoplesElbow]

"Father Jerry likes art, music and animals. But most of all, he likes to work with people and children."

Hmm I'd say that is inaccurate.

 

[GopherM]

There's a whole lot of miles between Frederick county and lower St Mary's county, that's a hell of a commute.

Maybe he needs all that extra time on the road to "take care of personal business".

 

[nelsonmuntz]

I'd say he had a road rage(er) incident!