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A Plane Is On Its Way To Houston When A Blonde In Economy Class Gets Up, Moves To The First Class Section And Sits Down.the Flight Attendant Watches Her Do This And Asks To See Her Ticket. She Then Tells The Blonde That She Paid For Economy Class And That She Will Have To Go Back There And Sit.the Blonde Replies, "i'm Blond, I'm Beautiful, I'm Going To Houston And I'm Staying Right Here."
The Flight Attendant Goes Into The Cockpit And Tells The Pilot And The Copilot.
The Copilot Goes Back To The Blonde And Tries To Explain That Because She Only Paid For Economy She Will Have To Return To Her Seat.the Blonde Replies, "i'm Blonde, I'm Beautiful, I'm Going To Houston And I'm Staying Right Here." The Copilot Tells The Pilot That He Probably Should Have The Police Waiting When They Land To Arrest This Blonde Woman Who Won't Listen To Reason.
The Pilot Says, "you Say She Is A Blonde? I'll Handle This. I'm Married To A Blonde. I Speak Blonde."
He Goes Back To The Blonde And Whispers In Her Ear, And She Says, "oh, I'm Sorry." She Gets Up And Goes Back To Her Seat In Economy.
The Flight Attendant And Copilot Are Amazed And Ask The Pilot What He Said To Make Her Move Without Any Fuss.
I Told Her First Class Isn't Going To Houston.
The Flight Attendant Goes Into The Cockpit And Tells The Pilot And The Copilot.
The Copilot Goes Back To The Blonde And Tries To Explain That Because She Only Paid For Economy She Will Have To Return To Her Seat.the Blonde Replies, "i'm Blonde, I'm Beautiful, I'm Going To Houston And I'm Staying Right Here." The Copilot Tells The Pilot That He Probably Should Have The Police Waiting When They Land To Arrest This Blonde Woman Who Won't Listen To Reason.
The Pilot Says, "you Say She Is A Blonde? I'll Handle This. I'm Married To A Blonde. I Speak Blonde."
He Goes Back To The Blonde And Whispers In Her Ear, And She Says, "oh, I'm Sorry." She Gets Up And Goes Back To Her Seat In Economy.
The Flight Attendant And Copilot Are Amazed And Ask The Pilot What He Said To Make Her Move Without Any Fuss.
I Told Her First Class Isn't Going To Houston.
Good one.