For goodness sakes, some of you are so stupid that it's annoying AND embarrassing.
It is a common practice for women to have someone else do their hair and makeup for a wedding for a number of reasons. Nerves = shaky hands, for one thing. Another reason is because professional makeup artists are supposed know how to apply make-up appropriately so that it both looks good in real life AND shows up nicely in the pictures, which last forever and cost lots of money. What is so wrong with trying your best to present yourself as nicely as possible, dressing up for the occasion, when giving yourself to another person? No, it does not necessarily mean you need "20lbs of bondo"...unless of course, that's the look you're going for.
The Hair Company in Leonardtown does makeup using Bare Minerals. Also, Crystelle at The Hair Port does makeup using MAC cosmetics and knows how to apply it appropriately for the pictures. One look at how nice and natural her makeup looks and you'll know that she knows what she's doing.
Good luck on your big day! I hope you have a wonderful wedding and a long, happy marriage!