Wedding of the year!

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Mousebaby

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Wedding of the year....

Introducing the wedding party:

First, the handsome groomsmen and the fine looking groom (in red)


Red ties, black ties, no tie. Mass confusion. "Alright, everyone ...... let's line up for the picture. Let's see .... hmmm, where shall we ... oh, yes! Perfect! Everyone, please move quickly! Right over there, in front of the garage. Yes, that will be just smashing!" I guess a jacket at a wedding would just be too citified, so let's just pin these boutonniere's right on the white shirts. Bubba, put down that cigarette! And no smoking during the ceremony! I told him it's tacky to light up during the sermon. If we could have put the wedding off for two more months, the groom would have saved enough money for a pair of black shoes. I told him his tennis shoes have black trim....that's good enough.

Next, the lovely bridesmaids and the blushing bride


Not everyone can pull off such a vibrant red, but I think this group does it. Sassy, I tell you, just sassy.

Last, the cute couple


Those Wal-Mart slides really enhance her cankles. Too bad they didn't come in white. Note how their "outdoor backdrop" is a clearing probably behind the All-Sups where the weeds actually got mowed just for this occasion.



At least his head is somewhat proportionate. To her left boob.



What's she showing us here? A severe case of knee gout?? Apparently, whatever it is has her husband in more of a stupor than usual - How bout those teeth?



"You SO crazy, honey ."


"Here baby, let me help you up here ....."


He's apparently reaching for something and having trouble locating it. A forklift might help raise any blockage.

You can almost hear the banjo music.


2 more pics coming!
 

Nicole_in_somd

How you like me now?
I just threw up a little in my mouth.....I am afraid if I do not stop typing word vomit is going to come out......ok movie lines but they apply here.
 

Dupontster

Would THIS face lie?
I like that picture where she's showing that ham hock....I bet if he doesn't do her right on the honeymoon, she'll beat the crap out of him....And he'd probably enjoy it.... :lmao:
 

bigtw34

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Just think, the two of them are goin to have kids...... man i just chills. they will produce super rednecks.
 

bdh802

Bob
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I'd bet the whole wedding party had the same last name :twitch:

Hey, Mouse. I got a call from the rest of the family. They were a little upset that you left their photo out.
 

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Mousebaby

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bdh802 said:
Hey, Mouse. I got a call from the rest of the family. They were a little upset that you left their photo out.


I just got it on good authority that that is the picture of the group that started Microsoft. That is a picture of a young Bill Gates! :lmao:
 

Angel

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Mousebaby said:
I just got it on good authority that that is the picture of the group that started Microsoft. That is a picture of a young Bill Gates! :lmao:
:lmao: I'm still trying to figure out which one is Bill. There is such a strong family resemblance between them all.
 
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