Beelzebaby666
Has confinement issues..
One night, a police officer was
stalking out a particularly rowdy
bar for possible violations of the
driving under the influence laws. At
closing time, he saw a fellow stumble
out of the bar, trip on the curb,
and try his keys on five different
cars before he found his. Then, sat
in the front seat fumbling around with
his keys for several minutes. Everyone
left the bar and drove off. Finally,
he started his engine and began to
pull away.
The police officer was waiting
for him. He stopped the driver,
read him his rights and administered
the Breathalyzer test. The results
showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled
officer demanded to know how that could
be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."
stalking out a particularly rowdy
bar for possible violations of the
driving under the influence laws. At
closing time, he saw a fellow stumble
out of the bar, trip on the curb,
and try his keys on five different
cars before he found his. Then, sat
in the front seat fumbling around with
his keys for several minutes. Everyone
left the bar and drove off. Finally,
he started his engine and began to
pull away.
The police officer was waiting
for him. He stopped the driver,
read him his rights and administered
the Breathalyzer test. The results
showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled
officer demanded to know how that could
be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."