Weekly World News...

[Larry Gude]

AUg 29, 2005

KITTEN GUILTY OF MURDER

Sign the petition inside or Fluffy DIES!




I ruptured my spleen.

 

[Tinkerbell]

Is there a link?

 

[Larry Gude]

Not that I know of...

...saw it at grocery store yesterday.

 

[Tonio]

Back in the Middle Ages, cats were occasionally executed for murder. There was a myth that cats could kill by stealing the breath of sleeping humans.

I like the idea of the Weekly World News. It's funny to see how riduculous the stories can get. The rag doesn't take itself seriously, unlike the celebrity-gossip sheets. I think of it as the counterpart to The Onion without the social commentary. For some reason, the only place I see the WWN is at Raley's.

 

[vraiblonde]

The front page has a picture of a kitten strapped down on the table, waiting for its lethal injection

It was just so ridiculous that we had to get it

 

[K_Jo]

 

[vraiblonde]

You had to see the picture A description doesn't do it justice.

 

[Baja28]

 

[K_Jo]

You had to see the picture A description doesn't do it justice.

I'm already planning to pick one up on the way home.

 

[SamSpade]

The front page has a picture of a kitten strapped down on the table, waiting for its lethal injection

It was just so ridiculous that we had to get it

I used to have a subscription for two years. Every issue has at least ONE completely hilarious and outrageous article.

Some of my past favorites:

Squeamish doctor throws up in patient....
Hitler's dog was gay!
Vampire sues airline over destroyed coffin!

 

[tlatchaw]

It's good on-line too!

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com

 

[K_Jo]

It's good on-line too!

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com

That's awful! That sweet kitty did NOT do anything bad!!!

 

[morganj614]

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61499



"I guarantee that any man who wears my shorts will find his 'love soldier' standing at attention immediately," says London's Dr. Hartwell G. Mapely.

 

[vraiblonde]

One of the stories this week is how cigarette companies are targeting your pet. Then had all these reasons why dogs and cats are safer for tobacco companies than humans:

Pets don't live as long, so they'll likely die of something else before they die of cigarettes.

Pets can't sue.

They already have bad breath.

Dogs already pant and wheeze.