Welcome Back to 1973

[Bruzilla]

I filled up my car last night, and found that when I awoke this morning and started my car that about 2-2.5 gallons of gas had mysteriously vanished from my gas tank. So, for the first time since 1973 I went out o buy a locking gas cap, and I found out that there are none to be had around here. I went to four stores at lunch time, and everyone of them was sold out.

 

[Bogart]

If you expect people to be totally creepy *******s given the opportunity, you'll never be disappointed