Welfare Office

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RaspberryBeret

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A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids...

'WOW,' the social worker exclaims,' are they ALL YOURS???'

'Yep they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before She says, 'Sit down Leroy.'

All the children rush to find seats.

'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names .'

'This one's my oldest - he is Leroy.'

'OK, and who's next?'

'Well, this one he is Leroy, also.'

The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!

'All right, says the caseworker. 'I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?'

Their Momma replied! 'Well, yes, it makes it easier. When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes a runnin.'

An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy.'

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?'

'I call them by their last names.' :duh:



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Highlander

Highlander

ONE NATION UNDER GOD
RaspberryBeret said:
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids...

'WOW,' the social worker exclaims,' are they ALL YOURS???'

'Yep they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before She says, 'Sit down Leroy.'

All the children rush to find seats.

'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names .'

'This one's my oldest - he is Leroy.'

'OK, and who's next?'

'Well, this one he is Leroy, also.'

The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!

'All right, says the caseworker. 'I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?'

Their Momma replied! 'Well, yes, it makes it easier. When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes a runnin.'

An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy.'



The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?'

'I call them by their last names.' :duh:



:lmao:
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An oldie but a good one
 
Highlander

Highlander

ONE NATION UNDER GOD
Gwydion said:
You have to appreciate families that love eachother sooooo much they produce that many children, right?
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They didn't produce out of love. They produced out of uncontrollable desire to have sex. The point of the joke tells us that this woman slept with 15 different men to end up with all those kids with last names. Yep, I'd say that was a healthy, happy family. :killingme
 
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Gwydion

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Highlander said:
They didn't produce out of love. They produced out of uncontrollable desire to have sex. The point of the joke tells us that this woman slept with 15 different men to end up with all those kids with last names. Yep, I'd say that was a healthy, happy family. :killingme
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Clearly more healthy than a homosexual couple adopting a kid and raising them with love in a wonderful nurturing home.
 
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Gwydion

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jayboy said:
WOA, WTF? You don't know that to be true. What a stupid comment.
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:doh:

I am sarcastically making a point to highlander, who backs that any two hetero people that can produce a child are more of a family than any homosexual couples that adopt.

My point being....under his ideas....this welfare whore is a better suited family than two loving homosexuals.
 
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jayboy

Pfft you don't impress me
Gwydion said:
:doh:

I am sarcastically making a point to highlander, who backs that any two hetero people that can produce a child are more of a family than any homosexual couples that adopt.

My point being....under his ideas....this welfare whore is a better suited family than two loving homosexuals.
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oh, then my bad I guess I can use this one today then :cds:

My co worker is gay and he and his partner have two kids. They are the best parents I have ever seen.
 
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ifxtrks

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Highlander said:
They didn't produce out of love. They produced out of uncontrollable desire to have sex. The point of the joke tells us that this woman slept with 15 different men to end up with all those kids with last names. Yep, I'd say that was a healthy, happy family. :killingme
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Regretfully you are wrong, the true social implication is that the "Mother" reproduced in an effort to increase the amount of her welfare benefits. I personally knew a 'young' woman that stated that she ".. was going to have to have another baby so she could afford the payments on a new car...". When I looked at her quizically and asked how that would help, she informed me that her welfare payments would go up. (Granted this was many years ago before the government placed caps on the number of qualifying children) but the implications are the same
 
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