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counter and says "Hi . . . you know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd <o></o>
really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. <o></o>
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a <o></o>
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to <o></o>
drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. <o></o>
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. <o></o>
You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. <o></o>
You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting <o></o>
salary is $200,000 a year". <o></o>
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The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!" <o></o>
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The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it. <o></o>
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