Well alrighty then....

[glhs837]

Couple reportedly beheaded themselves in sacrifice with homemade guillotine

Police say the pair designed the device so their heads would roll into a fire altar, completing their sacrificial ritual.

www.yahoo.com

 

[NextJen]

Her: I’m kinda bored tonight.
Him: Hey, I got an idea….

 

[Tech]

Note, do not try Indian smores.

 

[PrchJrkr]

 

[my-thyme]

Ok, I had to read it.

People are morons.

 

[gemma_rae]

Ban guillotine-like mechanisms held by a rope !!!!

 

[Kyle]

Ban guillotine-like mechanisms held by a rope !!!!

Ban 'em Hell!

We need to start using one on the Mall for ####bag Democrats.

 

[glhs837]

Ban guillotine-like mechanisms held by a rope !!!!

Fine, I'll just use cable. And if you ban that I'll just prop it up with a stick /

 

[gemma_rae]

Ban 'em Hell!

We need to start using one on the Mall for ####bag Democrats.

Don't be silly, that's what the gallows are for.

 

[Kyle]

Don't be silly, that's what the gallows are for.

When we get it going, we're gonna need a Sludge-O-Matic.

 

[SamSpade]

The one thing about this is - I don't think I've seen any kind of "express lane" in years...

 

[stgislander]

Those crazy Hindus.

 

[glhs837]

Those crazy Hindus.

I mean hey, beats the crap outta offing yourself but taking others with you, right?

 

[Merlin99]

These new fangled ritual suicides are nothing, back in my day they used to set themselves on fire. Now that was a ritual suicide.