Wendy’s litigation

black dog

Free America
PREMO Member
The straw in my small frosty keeps collapsing. Do I have legal standing for a law suit action?
You're supposed to use your frys as a spoon until its soft enough to use a straw around the sides of the frosty..

Crap, Now I want a Lg Fry and a Frosty.. That's a 30 mile round trip...
 

GregV814

Active Member
Well, I reached a settlement with the assistant manager when she was carrying the trash out...check this out: 14 packs of ketchup!!
 

officeguy

Well-Known Member
I received a coupon for a free pickle from Jimmy John's. The attorney who ran the pickle scam made 2.4million.
 

glhs837

Power with Control
The straw in my small frosty keeps collapsing. Do I have legal standing for a law suit action?

But of course, the risk an aneurysm was HIGH!!! Park you azz in a wheelchair and slobber a bit to demonstrate exactly what could have happened if you had sucked just a biiiiit more. Wiat, thats a case for weaker straws......



HOLD THE EFF ON!!!!!!!! Why in the name of All Thats HOLY would you ever stick a damn straw in a Frosty, you ANIMAL!!!!!???????? Damn thing comes with a spoon for a reason, poor twisted concotion that it is. Not a damn milkshake, not really ice cream, it should be melted down and rinsed away.




You're supposed to use your frys as a spoon until its soft enough to use a straw around the sides of the frosty..

Crap, Now I want a Lg Fry and a Frosty.. That's a 30 mile round trip...
Nobody wants solutions here, man. :)
 

GregV814

Active Member
Well, without some high priced mouthpiece and factually I am NOT a protected class victim , the ketchup is sweet.. 17 packets!!!
 

GregV814

Active Member
hey 'bub, this is umerica I kin do whut I want when I want....spoons is fer sissy pants boys with man buns!!!
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
Staff member
PREMO Member
Yeeees, a few of us were taking bets on how long it would take for this thread to devolve. Who had "14 posts"?

The proper way to enjoy a Frosty is with a spoon. If you attempt to drink it through a straw, your cheeks will implode and your neck muscles will Hulk out.
 

glhs837

Power with Control
Yeeees, a few of us were taking bets on how long it would take for this thread to devolve. Who had "14 posts"?

The proper way to enjoy a Frosty is with a spoon. If you attempt to drink it through a straw, your cheeks will implode and your neck muscles will Hulk out.
Correct. I dont know this from experience, since, as noted these things are an abomination, but my wife like them so I have seen them consumed.
 
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