Wet Pants Story

somdfnt

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Come with me to a third grade classroom....

There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet.

He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened, it's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it.

When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives.

The boy believes his heart is going to stop, he puts his head down and prays this prayer...

"Dear God, this is an emergency, I need help now. Five minutes from now I'm dead meat."

He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered.

As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap

The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to himself, "Thank you, Lord, Thank you, Lord!"

Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy. The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts to put on while his pants dry out.

All the other children are on their hands and knees cleaning up around his desk. The sympathy is wonderful.

But as life would have it, the ridicule that should have been his has been transferred to someone else, Susie.

She tries to help, but they tell her to get out. "You've done enough, you klutz!"

Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers, "You did that on purpose, didn't you?"

Susie whispers back, "I wet my pants once too."

May God help us see the opportunities that are always around to do good.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
 

SamSpade

Well-Known Member
PREMO Member
chernmax said:
Great post, love the last sentence...

There's a similar line in "The Hiding Place" that says something like a mouse in the cookie jar doesn't make him a cookie.
 

Ken King

A little rusty but not crusty
PREMO Member
somdfnt said:
Come with me to a third grade classroom....

There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet.

He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened, it's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it.

When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives.

The boy believes his heart is going to stop, he puts his head down and prays this prayer...

"Dear God, this is an emergency, I need help now. Five minutes from now I'm dead meat."

He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered.

As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap

The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to himself, "Thank you, Lord, Thank you, Lord!"

Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy. The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts to put on while his pants dry out.

All the other children are on their hands and knees cleaning up around his desk. The sympathy is wonderful.

But as life would have it, the ridicule that should have been his has been transferred to someone else, Susie.

She tries to help, but they tell her to get out. "You've done enough, you klutz!"

Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers, "You did that on purpose, didn't you?"

Susie whispers back, "I wet my pants once too."

May God help us see the opportunities that are always around to do good.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
Poor Tonio. :biggrin:
 

Geek

New Member
Wet Pants Story 11-02-2006 10:02 AM Plenty of reasons why a third grader might wet his pants. Sometimes when they are getting sick, this is the first sign. I know, believe me.

That made me laugh harder :killingme In all honesty, I have much sympathy for any kid with bladder problems. I myself have crapped my pants as a grown adult :coffee:
 

mv_princess

mv = margaritaville
Geek said:
Wet Pants Story 11-02-2006 10:02 AM Plenty of reasons why a third grader might wet his pants. Sometimes when they are getting sick, this is the first sign. I know, believe me.

That made me laugh harder :killingme In all honesty, I have much sympathy for any kid with bladder problems. I myself have crapped my pants as a grown adult :coffee:
That was WAY to much info!!
 

Geek

New Member
mv_princess said:
That was WAY to much info!!


Oh come on, you aren't feeling that great, rip a fart....OOpps. If this hasn't happened to you yet it will :yay:
 

itsbob

I bowl overhand
Geek said:
Oh come on, you aren't feeling that great, rip a fart....OOpps. If this hasn't happened to you yet it will :yay:
DUH!! That's one of the "Over Forty Rules"

1. Never trust a fart.
 

Geek

New Member
mv_princess said:
Does this happen after you have kids?


It sure as hell happens when you have meningitis, they give you dilaudid which makes you explode with bodily fluids like a bomb :yay:


and bob, I am learning all these rules :bawl:
 

mv_princess

mv = margaritaville
Geek said:
It sure as hell happens when you have meningitis, they give you dilaudid which makes you explode with bodily fluids like a bomb :yay:


and bob, I am learning all these rules :bawl:
Well then with this we can forgive you! :huggy: sorry chicka
 

Geek

New Member
kwillia said:
I am almost 40 and a mother of two... I have never had that happen.


You never had a puking, crapping flu :shrug: Eventually, if we live long enough, we end up crapping our pants. I think I have a head start :ohwell:
 
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