AUDI: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW: Big Money Works
CHEVROLET: Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On
Luck Every Time
DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT: Fix It All the Time
FORD: Fast Only Rolling Downhill
GMC: Garage Man's Companion
HONDA: Had One, Never Did Again
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing is Drivable and
Inexpensive
JEEP: Just Expect Essential Parts
MG: Might be Good
PONTIAC: Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac
SAAB: Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO: Very Odd-Looking Vehicular Object
BMW: Big Money Works
CHEVROLET: Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On
Luck Every Time
DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT: Fix It All the Time
FORD: Fast Only Rolling Downhill
GMC: Garage Man's Companion
HONDA: Had One, Never Did Again
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing is Drivable and
Inexpensive
JEEP: Just Expect Essential Parts
MG: Might be Good
PONTIAC: Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac
SAAB: Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO: Very Odd-Looking Vehicular Object