ScorchTomato
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Go ahead and guess.
What did the bug say when he got squashed?
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"Ouch"? :shrug:
You read it here firstelaine said:
OMG! I'll bet that's the answerCityGrl said:
donbarzini
Well-Known Member
I th;ought the question was: "What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when he hits your windshield?".
His a$$hole
His a$$hole
Dougstermd
ORGASM DONOR
the suspense is killing me
here is a jioke for the fillin time
Q:How much does a pirate pay to get hisears pierced??
A: A buck n ear
here is a jioke for the fillin time
Q:How much does a pirate pay to get hisears pierced??
A: A buck n ear
Dougstermd said:
Dougstermd
ORGASM DONOR
vraiblonde said:
KIDS JOKES
great joke site for kids.
I had to call and leave this one on the answering machine for my 5yo.
Q: Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?
A: Because the children have to play inside.
tater
New Member
Dougstermd said:
Or....
The boss needs to lay one person off. He has it narrowed to two equally qualified people.... Jack and Anna. Anna sees boss stressing and asks boss whassa matta? Boss says, "I'm afraid I'm either going to have to lay you or Jack off". Anna says, "do you mind j-ing off, I have a headache"
Was that too much?
Dougstermd
ORGASM DONOR
tater said:
Or....
The boss needs to lay one person off. He has it narrowed to two equally qualified people.... Jack and Anna. Anna sees boss stressing and asks boss whassa matta? Boss says, "I'm afraid I'm either going to have to lay you or Jack off". Anna says, "do you mind j-ing off, I have a headache"
Was that too much?
I do not think my 5yo would get that joke
_MightyMouse_
_USMCScoutSwimmer_
CityGrl said:
ScorchTomato
Member
Is this doh: Smilie a new one or has it been here for awhie?vraiblonde said:
Anyways now BOT my joke is "What did the bug say when he got squashed?" the awsner is below.
The awsner is "I've fallen and I can't get up". I got this because I watch a movie called (you can Google.com about this movie
Suburban Commando what happened is when Shep Ramsey (Hulk Hogan) in Suburban Commando ripped out an alarm and when he stepped on it the alarm said "I've fallen and I can't get up."
ScorchTomato said:Anyways now BOT my joke is "What did the bug say when he got squashed?" the awsner is below.
The awsner is "I've fallen and I can't get up". I got this because I watch a movie called (you can Google.com about this movie
I'll have to tell my kids that one!
PrepH4U
New Member
I don't get it! :shrug:ScorchTomato said:Is this doh: Smilie a new one or has it been here for awhie?
Anyways now BOT my joke is "What did the bug say when he got squashed?" the awsner is below.
The awsner is "I've fallen and I can't get up". I got this because I watch a movie called (you can Google.com about this movie
