What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?

[Sharon]

Roost beef!

 

[jazz lady]

* * * G R O A N * * *



That's two. One more and you're done.

 

[Sharon]

* * * G R O A N * * *



That's two. One more and you're done.

How do you get down off an elephant?


You don't, you get down off a duck!

 

[virgovictoria]

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[Vince]

This must be comedy hell!

 

[morganj614]

Where do I make a referral???

 

[Sharon]

Where do I make a referral???

Save yourself the trouble...

I'm about to ban myself.

 

[morganj614]

Save yourself the trouble...

I'm about to ban myself.

Oh my, the drama is starting early.:

 

[AC/DC]

How do you get down off an elephant?


You don't, you get down off a duck!

Don't you get down FROM a goose??


I love the jokes though.

 

[BadGirl]

I love silly jokes. They make me smile.

 

[jazz lady]

How do you get down off an elephant?


You don't, you get down off a duck!

Whoo-hoo! You're DONE!!!