What has 2 legs.....

[garyt27]

What has two legs and bleeds?





Half a dog.

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

What has two legs and bleeds?





Half a dog.

Kinda nauseatingly reminds me of: 'How do you make a dog 'Meow'?"


Put it in the freezer for three days; then run it through a band saw.
"MMMEEEEOOOOOOWW!"

Made myself laugh

 

[warneckutz]

Wirelessly posted

What has two legs and bleeds?





Half a dog.

Kinda nauseatingly reminds me of: 'How do you make a dog 'Meow'?"


Put it in the freezer for three days; then run it through a band saw.
"MMMEEEEOOOOOOWW!"

Made myself laugh

Choke yourself

 

[MMDad]

Wirelessly posted



Choke yourself

He's too busy with his chicken.

 

[Larry Gude]

Kinda nauseatingly reminds me of: 'How do you make a dog 'Meow'?"


Put it in the freezer for three days; then run it through a band saw.
"MMMEEEEOOOOOOWW!"

Made myself laugh

That is so far beyond ####ed up....

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

That is so far beyond ####ed up....

But see? You laughed. It's funny if you can get past the morbid part.

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

He's too busy with his chicken.

:snort:

 

[withrespect]

What has two legs and bleeds?





Half a dog.

I don't get it

 

[MMDad]

I don't get it

:blondie:

 

[withrespect]

:blondie:

:howaboutexplainingittomeinsteadofteasingme:

 

[Baja28]

The joke goes:

What is hairy and bleeds?









Half a cat.

Would have been funny if told originally....

 

[withrespect]

The joke goes:

What is hairy and bleeds?









Half a cat.

I still don't get it.

 

[Baja28]

I still don't get it.