What is Bill thinking?

[White Buddah]

Select from the following:

1. Why the hell did I marry her? Why didn't I just put a loaded gun in my mouth?

2. Holy ####, look at that ass. Somewhere, a semi-truck is missing its "Oversized Load" sign.

3. Somewhere, there are two fat girls, naked in a hot tub, and I'm stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care.

4. Damn, Rush is right -- she does sound like Nurse Ratchet.

 

[toppick08]

Select from the following:

1. Why the hell did I marry her? Why didn't I just put a loaded gun in my mouth?

2. Holy ####, look at that ass. Somewhere, a semi-truck is missing its "Oversized Load" sign.

3. Somewhere, there are two fat girls, naked in a hot tub, and I'm stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care.

4. Damn, Rush is right -- she does sound like Nurse Ratchet.

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[LordStanley]

"Life was So Much better with Monica. I wonder if I still have her number?"

 

[Toreadoralpha]

Maybe I can con the secret service into killing one last red coat for the revolution.

 

[desertrat]

Select from the following:

1. Why the hell did I marry her? Why didn't I just put a loaded gun in my mouth?

2. Holy ####, look at that ass. Somewhere, a semi-truck is missing its "Oversized Load" sign.

3. Somewhere, there are two fat girls, naked in a hot tub, and I'm stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care.

4. Damn, Rush is right -- she does sound like Nurse Ratchet.

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[theArtistFormerlyKnownAs]

If only it wasn't so obviously photoshopped I might find it more humorous :shrug: