What is Politics?

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Throwing the deuces
A boy asks his father, "What is politics?" Dad tells his son, "I am the head of the household, so lets call me the President. Your mom is in charge of the money, so lets call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs so lets call you the People. The nanny, she is the Working Class. Your younger brother... lets call him the Future." Boy goes to his room to think about what his dad told him.

Later that night, the boy wakes up to the sound of his little brother crying. He goes in to check on him and sees that he has soiled his diaper real badly. Boy goes to his parent's room to find his mom sound asleep. He then goes to the nanny's room and finds the door locked. He looks through the keyhole and finds his dad in bed with the nanny. The boy decides to go back to bed.

The next morning, the boy tells his son that he's been thinking about what the father told him about politics. Curious, the dad asks the son to explain what he learned in his own words. Boy says "The President is screwing the Working Class. The Government is asleep. The People are ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t."
 
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