What is the matter with these people?

[AndyMarquisLIVE]

Man offers money for school kids' urine
March 7: A man approached several children in an elementary school restroom in hopes of purchasing their urine to use for a drug test. WVIT's Debra Bogstie reports.

Teacher found topless with student
March 7: A Texas junior high school teacher is charged with sexual assault after being found topless with a 14-year-old student. KPRC's Mary Benton reports.

The one with the teacher... one of the kids actually refers to her as "hot" ...

Source: NBC News Channel

 

[Softballkid]

Where were these teachers when I was in school I had some hot ones, thats for sure

 

[Nickel]

Where were these teachers when I was in school

I could've used some extra lunch money.

 

[AndyMarquisLIVE]

Where were these teachers when I was in school I had some hot ones, thats for sure

Betcha prosecuters say her actions emotionally devastated the boy ......

 

[hvp05]

A man approached several children in an elementary school restroom in hopes of purchasing their urine to use for a drug test.

Reminds me of the "Seinfeld" where Elaine bought Mrs. Seinfeld's urine.

"Sir, it appears you are in perfect health. Strangely, it also appears you have never passed puberty."

 

[Lenny]

This was only advanced multiplication lab, right?