Woman's Prayer
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks, When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to"How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never ever attempt to hit on my friend.
Amen.
Man's Prayer
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store.
Amen
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks, When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to"How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never ever attempt to hit on my friend.
Amen.
Man's Prayer
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store.
Amen
