What really goes on in the judge's chambers?

[Tonio]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A26305-2004Jan17.html

From the Post's Style Invitational:

Report from Week 537, in which we asked you to write irresponsibly sensationalistic headlines for actual Washington Post stories:

LADY JUDGE IN THREE-WAY WITH D.A., LAWYER!

"Judge Faces Three-Way Contest in St. Mary's"

(Chris Doyle, Forsyth, Mo.)