What to do if seated...

Baja28

Baja28

Obama destroyed America
on an airplane next to a real annoying, nosey jerk.

1. Take out your laptop.

2. Slowly open your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.

5. Open your internet browser.

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky,
or the heavens if you will.

7. Breathe deeply and open this site (http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html)

8.. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.
 
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Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
GopherM said:
How do you then get the air marshal to get the pistol out of your ear?
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He will remove it when he and fellow passengers get done beating the crap out of you and hog tying you.

I suppose the airline may give you a voucher for a new laptop. Maybe not?
 
twinoaks207

twinoaks207

Having Fun!
Baja28 said:
on an airplane next to a real annoying, nosey jerk.

1. Take out your laptop.

2. Slowly open your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.

5. Open your internet browser.

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky,
or the heavens if you will.

7. Breathe deeply and open this site (http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html)

8.. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.
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:killingme

HOW do you find these things?
 
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