Got tix for the Nationals July 4th. Yesterday I said, "Honey, what do you want to wear to the game? It's matching couples/families/show your American pride day," thinking he'd say "No f'in way" (ya know, because that's so ghey). But he said, "Oh, OK" and started looking in the closet! So I said "Well, we don't have to MATCH-match" (whatever that means) since I made the whole thing up and I really don't want to MATCH-match. And he says, "Well I have the blue Nats hat and the red Nats hat. We could each wear one of those." And I said, "Oh, OK, we'll just wear the hats and not match anything else..." But then he says, "No...then you can get us some matching t-shirts or something."
But I can't decide if I want to sacrifice looking ghey all day for a few cheap laughs when we arrive at the stadium and he realizes he's been Kunk'd again.
What would you do?
But I can't decide if I want to sacrifice looking ghey all day for a few cheap laughs when we arrive at the stadium and he realizes he's been Kunk'd again.
What would you do?