What's In A Name

[GopherM]

Bubba's sister is pregnant and has a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma.

After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!"

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise," the doctor answers.

The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a beautiful name. Maybe I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise!! What's the boy's name?"

The doctor replies, "Denephew."


(This is just as good as any of the 1000 jokes that Mike has posted lately!)

 

[Mike]

(This is just as good as any of the 1000 jokes that Mike has posted lately!)[/QUOTE]


Better than many of them, my friend. This one hs always made me chuckle. It's one I can't tell without cracking up before I get to the punch;ine. It's a great joke.

 

[GopherM]

(This is just as good as any of the 1000 jokes that Mike has posted lately!)

Better than many of them, my friend. This one hs always made me chuckle. It's one I can't tell without cracking up before I get to the punch;ine. It's a great joke.[/QUOTE]

You're making it awful hard to figure out whether a joke has already been told or not. I hate repeating them, but even after reading them all I can't remember whether you told one already or not!

 

[Mike]

With my own sad mrmory, I can't remember if I posted one I get back in e-mail.

My wife tells me that is what keeps our marriage frsh - every day I wake up with a woman I don't remember. (the punchline being she wakes up with a man she's trying to forget.)