What's the difference between a wife, a nympho, and a hooker?

[justhangn]

The nympho says "You're done already?"
The hooker says "Are you done yet?"
And the wife says "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling
beige."

 

[Oz]

Is this a joke, or are you relating personal experience, JH?

 

[Oz]

For some reason, my next thought was the old joke:

Why do women fake the Big-O?

Because they think men care!!!

 

[justhangn]

Originally posted by Oz
Is this a joke, or are you relating personal experience, JH?

It's a joke, Jack!