When a guy rejects you..

[SmallTown]

Top 10 Rejection Lines From Men
(and what they really mean)


10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)

.....and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually
means)

1. Let's be friends. (You're the ugliest person that has ever
existed on this planet.)

 

[Biscuit]

You got rejected by a Guy?

 

[SmallTown]

Originally posted by Biscuit
You got rejected by a Guy?

Dude, you need to unplug for a bit..

 

[Biscuit]

And you need to pull your pants up.

 

[Penn]

Unplugged

Originally posted by Biscuit
You got rejected by a Guy?

Hey SmallTown, that was my first reaction, too. But then I've seen you come out with some different views or takes on themes before, so I figured out where you were going. Still funny to see somebody else take issue! 'Specially so soon after the "Rawhide" thread.

Hang in there, somebody appreciates your humor!

penn

 

[SmallTown]

Actually, now that you mention it, I did have a couple of interesting encounters growing up..

The first was I was working as a security guard while in school. I was working a show one night when thi guy comes up and starts talking.. He seemed nice enough so I didn't think much of it.. Then finally he comes out with "Hey, how about coming back to my place for a glass of wine" Needles to say, I was pretty much floored.. I guess maybe he thought I was one of the Village People in my uniform?? I kindly declined, and then he was gone..

The second was a friend I met in high school.. Really cool guy, then one day he "came out of the closet".. I was talking to him one day and asked him when he first realized he was gay.. He said it was when he met me! Didn't know wether to slug him, or blush

Disgusting and flattering at the same time!

But with the first example, I got a quick glimpse of what women go through all the time.. What a hassle.. He could have at least come up with something better than "Come over for a glass of wine".. Talk about lame.. Do these kinds of lines actually work on people??

 

[Penn]

Originally posted by SmallTown
Actually, now that you mention it, I did have a couple of interesting encounters growing up..

Disgusting and flattering at the same time!

But with the first example, I got a quick glimpse of what women go through all the time.. What a hassle.. He could have at least come up with something better than "Come over for a glass of wine".. Talk about lame.. Do these kinds of lines actually work on people??

Actually, I figure it this way: If gay person sizes you up, and thinks you might be of that persuasion, he'll probably make a move. Otherwise, he would most probably go on to someone else. It's just like heterosexual encounters, if you see something you like, go make an opening line, try to sense the interest level, and go from there. That'll teach you to wear your YMCA costume in public!

penn

 

[Biscuit]

 

[vraiblonde]

Men are born predators. It's a biological thing. SmallTown, at least you were probably close to the same size as the guy hitting on you. How would you like to be 5'3", 110# and have a man standing over you drunk and feeling amorous? I don't think guys realize how intimidating they can be.

 

[Penn]

You don't say, Luv?

Originally posted by vraiblonde
Men are born predators. It's a biological thing. SmallTown, at least you were probably close to the same size as the guy hitting on you. How would you like to be 5'3", 110# and have a man standing over you drunk and feeling amorous? I don't think guys realize how intimidating they can be.

:razz2: You mean you don't feel flattered and ecstatic when that happens?

penn

 

[Penn]

Originally posted by Biscuit

What??!!?? You've never been hit on?

penn