HillBillyChick
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> WHEN I'M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE, JUST LET ME
> The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn in her wheelchair, where
> the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma
> couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate.
> After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the
> right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and
> stuffed pillows on her right. A short time later, she started leaning
> off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows
> on her left.
> Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed
> her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up. A
> grandson, who arrived late, came up to Grandma and said, "Hi, Grandma,
> you're looking good! How are they treating you?" Grandma took out her
> little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the grandson...
> "They won't let me fart."
> The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn in her wheelchair, where
> the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma
> couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate.
> After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the
> right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and
> stuffed pillows on her right. A short time later, she started leaning
> off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows
> on her left.
> Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed
> her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up. A
> grandson, who arrived late, came up to Grandma and said, "Hi, Grandma,
> you're looking good! How are they treating you?" Grandma took out her
> little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the grandson...
> "They won't let me fart."
