dustin
UAIOE
When someone asks you, "Would you like a cup of coffee?"
Aren't they really asking you, "You're looking kind of backed up. Would you like a cup of laxative? Then maybe after a while of chatting about Hurricane Katrina, you can use my bathroom and check out my new shower curtain. I got it on sale at Target. My son told me there is a kid in his class named Target, he says he has Nike's. I told my son he ain't getting any Nike's cause he never eats all his dinner and the poor people from New Orleans sure would like to be eating his dinner right now."
Aren't they really asking you, "You're looking kind of backed up. Would you like a cup of laxative? Then maybe after a while of chatting about Hurricane Katrina, you can use my bathroom and check out my new shower curtain. I got it on sale at Target. My son told me there is a kid in his class named Target, he says he has Nike's. I told my son he ain't getting any Nike's cause he never eats all his dinner and the poor people from New Orleans sure would like to be eating his dinner right now."
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