when you know you are a bad parent
- Thread starter bcp
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She should kick your ass.
MMDad
Lem Putt
It's your fault she's honest?bcp said:
I guess I'll never understand.My wife got us a little bit more tax deduction today. She had to go from Lusby to Columbia for work. On the way home, she passed through Silver Spring and NW DC as I tried to talk her home.
Me: "Take the next right."
Her: "Okay!......Oops, I went past it."
Me: "What direction are you going?"
Her: "I don't know."
Me: "Look at the compass."
Her: "Oh yeah. I wondered why Dodge put that there."
That's 30 extra miles we can deduct off of our taxes!
It took her 75 minutes to get there this morning. It took her 2.5 hours to get home.
bcp said:
I wish I knew where I got my filth from! 
If my father were still living, I would drop dead if he were to say anything remotely resembling dropping anything like a loaf anywhere near a bathroom!!! 