Where's Grandpa

[crabcake]

I was at the Mall with my 5 year old grandson last week and we got separated. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"

The cop asked, "What's he like?"

The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big boobs."

This could be my dad and the DQ talkin' ... two years ago, he played "santa" on the phone with her. When she said, "Santa, what do you want for Christmas?" my dad replied, "Ho Ho Ho, Santa wants beer and a hooker!"

I found out about this exchange when I picked her up from school the next day b/c she'd shared the discussion with her class and the teacher didn't think it was so funny.

 

[RoseRed]