White House Announces New Cabinet Position


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The White House announced today the creation of a new cabinet level position. The new position will be the Prevarication Czar. The primary duty of the position will be to coordinate all lies from the various cabinets, departments and agencies.

The White House has selected Jen Psaki, the current White House Paid Liar, for this position. Jen has years of experience as a high level liar, both in the White House and previously in the State Department.

The White House Paid Liar position will remain vacant, with Jen performing both functions, until after the Texas governors race is completed. At that time, Beto 'El Puta Politico' O'Rourke will need a job and will be asked to fill the position at the White House.

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