White House Reassures America That Biden Is Doing Better: Slept Well, Ate His Breakfast, Had A Full Diaper

Kyle

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — After a COVID scare last week, administration staff are reassuring the country that President Biden is on the mend. According to White House coordinator Dr. Ashish Jha, the President slept well, ate his breakfast, and had a full diaper this morning.

"Joe is doing very well," said Jha. "He ate all his applesauce, his graham crackers, and even his carrot sticks! And then he had three really good, healthy bowel movements. Completely filled his diaper. Then he took it off and showed me how full it was. And it was full. That's a great sign of a healthy president if I ever saw one!"


 

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — After a COVID scare last week, administration staff are reassuring the country that President Biden is on the mend. According to White House coordinator Dr. Ashish Jha, the President slept well, ate his breakfast, and had a full diaper this morning.

"Joe is doing very well," said Jha. "He ate all his applesauce, his graham crackers, and even his carrot sticks! And then he had three really good, healthy bowel movements. Completely filled his diaper. Then he took it off and showed me how full it was. And it was full. That's a great sign of a healthy president if I ever saw one!"


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