Who is the Bigger ######

Who is the Bigger ###

  • Baja28

    Votes: 16 22.2%
  • AK74me

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • SmoothMarine

    Votes: 3 4.2%
  • Sockgirl77

    Votes: 17 23.6%
  • AndyMarquis

    Votes: 20 27.8%
  • Xaquin44

    Votes: 1 1.4%
  • Pete

    Votes: 1 1.4%
  • Forestal

    Votes: 6 8.3%
  • vraiblonde

    Votes: 5 6.9%
  • RadioPatrol

    Votes: 3 4.2%

  • Total voters
    72
  • Poll closed .
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kris31280

Guest
How does it feel to be the :smoochy: of the SOMD Forums Biggest #######?

:lol:
Why, it's everything this midwest girl dreamed of when she was growing up amongst the corn stalks! Every night before I went to sleep in the land of eternal winter, I prayed to God that someday he'd give me an ####### to call my very own. :smoochy:
 
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kris31280

Guest
You must be very desparate!
Hey Lester, I've got something for ya...


Wait a minute... it's here somewhere....








Wait for it.....



Now where did I put that....

Oh... wait... here it is...



I'm sorry, but my give a damn's busted. Come back after I send it out for repairs, ok?
 

AndyMarquisLIVE

New Member
Hey Lester, I've got something for ya...


Wait a minute... it's here somewhere....








Wait for it.....



Now where did I put that....

Oh... wait... here it is...



I'm sorry, but my give a damn's busted. Come back after I send it out for repairs, ok?
Did you just quote a country music song??? :faint:
 

sockgirl77

Well-Known Member
Did you just quote a country music song??? :faint:
Well, you filled up my head with so many lies.
You twisted my heart till somethin' snapped inside.
I'd like to give it one more try,
But my give-a-damn's busted.

You can crawl back home, say you were wrong;
Stand out in the yard and cry all night long.
Well, go ahead and water the lawn:
My give-a-damn's busted.

I really wanna care.
I wanna feel somethin'.
Let me dig a little deeper:.
No, sorry: nothin'.

You can say you've got issues, you can say you're a victim.
It's all your parents fault, after all you didn't pick 'em.
Maybe somebody else has got time to listen:
My give-a-damn's busted.

Well, your therapist says it was all a mistake:
A product of the Prozac an' your co-dependent ways.
So who's your neighbor these days?
My give-a-damn's busted.

I really wanna care.
I wanna feel somethin'.
Let me dig a little deeper:.
No, still nothin'.

It's a desperate situation, no tellin' what you'll do.
If I don't forgive you, you say your life is through.
C'mon, gimme somethin' I can use:
My give-a-damn's busted.

Well, I really wanna care.
I wanna feel somethin'.
Let me dig a little deeper:
No, I'm sorry.
Just nothin', you know.
You've really done it this time, ha, ha.
My give-a-damn's busted.
 
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kris31280

Guest
Well, you filled up my head with so many lies.
You twisted my heart till somethin' snapped inside.
I'd like to give it one more try,
But my give-a-damn's busted.

You can crawl back home, say you were wrong;
Stand out in the yard and cry all night long.
Well, go ahead and water the lawn:
My give-a-damn's busted.

I really wanna care.
I wanna feel somethin'.
Let me dig a little deeper:.
No, sorry: nothin'.

You can say you've got issues, you can say you're a victim.
It's all your parents fault, after all you didn't pick 'em.
Maybe somebody else has got time to listen:
My give-a-damn's busted.

Well, your therapist says it was all a mistake:
A product of the Prozac an' your co-dependent ways.
So who's your neighbor these days?
My give-a-damn's busted.

I really wanna care.
I wanna feel somethin'.
Let me dig a little deeper:.
No, still nothin'.

It's a desperate situation, no tellin' what you'll do.
If I don't forgive you, you say your life is through.
C'mon, gimme somethin' I can use:
My give-a-damn's busted.

Well, I really wanna care.
I wanna feel somethin'.
Let me dig a little deeper:
No, I'm sorry.
Just nothin', you know.
You've really done it this time, ha, ha.
My give-a-damn's busted.
:yay: LOVE that song...

I started singing it at karaoke when my relationship with my ex fiance was going down hill... because he really did bust my give a damn.
 

LesterGreen

New Member
Thank you everybody!:diva:

I would like to thank my loyal fans first and foremost who came on here in the droves and voted for me to win this pristegious award. I would like to thank RadioPatrol for nominating me in this historic SOMD.com competition, and I would like to thank those who host this forum so I can continue to post messages to my loyal fan club. :diva:
Not so fast dirtbag! Sockgirl is catching up quick and you still have the rest of the Summer to go. This might not be your first win in "anything" after all. Too bad, so sad, bye bye!
 
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