BigSlam123b
Only happy When It Rains
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them, and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.
There were Small Bears all along the bottom shelf. Medium-sized bears covered the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears were along the top shelf.
She found it strange for a young bloke to have such a large a collection of Teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
All the while thinking to herself ... Oh bless! Maybe this guy could be the one! Maybe he could father my children?...etc
She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over, strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"
The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them, and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.
There were Small Bears all along the bottom shelf. Medium-sized bears covered the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears were along the top shelf.
She found it strange for a young bloke to have such a large a collection of Teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
All the while thinking to herself ... Oh bless! Maybe this guy could be the one! Maybe he could father my children?...etc
She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over, strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"
The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
my roommate said that was horrible!
to cure said prize?
It would prevent infection after they had to reattach his penis.
