Why casual sex is bad!

[PJumper]

After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the distance. Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is that your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, she answered, "That's me before the surgery."

 

[vraiblonde]

Okay, this is my best story EVER:

A bunch of us went to DC to hit the clubs one night. My buddy Ken was dancing with this woman and a guy came over and said, "You all might want to tell your friend that that's not a woman."

"Huh. Jana, you gonna tell him?"
"Uh, no."
"Bob?"
"Nope."

So here comes Kenny: "Listen, can you get a ride home with Bob and Jana?"

Sure can.

The next night he comes in the bar - "YOU ####ING #######S!!!!!"

 

[Bay_Kat]

Okay, this is my best story EVER:

A bunch of us went to DC to hit the clubs one night. My buddy Ken was dancing with this woman and a guy came over and said, "You all might want to tell your friend that that's not a woman."

"Huh. Jana, you gonna tell him?"
"Uh, no."
"Bob?"
"Nope."

So here comes Kenny: "Listen, can you get a ride home with Bob and Jana?"

Sure can.

The next night he comes in the bar - "YOU ####ING #######S!!!!!"

Oooooooooops

 

[Dupontster]

Okay, this is my best story EVER:

A bunch of us went to DC to hit the clubs one night. My buddy Ken was dancing with this woman and a guy came over and said, "You all might want to tell your friend that that's not a woman."

"Huh. Jana, you gonna tell him?"
"Uh, no."
"Bob?"
"Nope."

So here comes Kenny: "Listen, can you get a ride home with Bob and Jana?"

Sure can.

The next night he comes in the bar - "YOU ####ING #######S!!!!!"

He was NOT your buddy if you did that to him.. :lmao"

 

[Bird Dog]

Okay, this is my best story EVER:

A bunch of us went to DC to hit the clubs one night. My buddy Ken was dancing with this woman and a guy came over and said, "You all might want to tell your friend that that's not a woman."

"Huh. Jana, you gonna tell him?"
"Uh, no."
"Bob?"
"Nope."

So here comes Kenny: "Listen, can you get a ride home with Bob and Jana?"

Sure can.

The next night he comes in the bar - "YOU ####ING #######S!!!!!"

I did the same to my brother many, many years ago. He was not happy, but it was cute and built.