Why does my trimmer smell like....

Bilbo

Bilbo

New Member
OK, first, get your minds out of the gutter.

I was trimming my moustache last night before the football game. It had grown a bit shaggy.

I was done with one side when I sensed an odor coming from it. I had never noticed that before.

Did I need to wash my face? Was the trimmer malfunctioning? I finished the trimming then I investigated closer. It did not smell electrical. It did not smell like some foo-foo soap.

Hmmm, I recognize that smell, I think. A bit musky and stinky.

So, I walk out and ask my wife, "Honey, did you use my trimmer on your horse?"

She replies, "Hehe, I tried but it did not work too well".

:cds:

Women!
 
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GWguy

GWguy

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Bilbo said:
OK, first, get your minds out of the gutter.

I was trimming my moustache last night before the football game. It had grown a bit shaggy.

I was done with one side when I sensed an odor coming from it. I had never noticed that before.

Did I need to wash my face? Was the trimmer malfunctioning. I finished the trimmeing then I investigated closer. It did not smell electrical. It did not smell like some foo-foo soap.

Hmmm, I recognize that smell, I think. A bit musky and stinky.

So, I walk out and ask my wife, "Honey, did you use my trimmer on your horse?"

She replies, "Hehe, I tried but it did not work too well".

:cds:

Women!
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At least she didn't shave her butt with it...
 
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appaholic

New Member
Bilbo said:
OK, first, get your minds out of the gutter.

I was trimming my moustache last night before the football game. It had grown a bit shaggy.

I was done with one side when I sensed an odor coming from it. I had never noticed that before.

Did I need to wash my face? Was the trimmer malfunctioning. I finished the trimmeing then I investigated closer. It did not smell electrical. It did not smell like some foo-foo soap.

Hmmm, I recognize that smell, I think. A bit musky and stinky.

So, I walk out and ask my wife, "Honey, did you use my trimmer on your horse?"

She replies, "Hehe, I tried but it did not work too well".

:cds:

Women!
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You will get use to it! The best cutting and most expensive clipppers in the house all belong to the horses!:lmao:
 
itsbob

itsbob

I bowl overhand
Bilbo said:
OK, first, get your minds out of the gutter.

I was trimming my moustache last night before the football game. It had grown a bit shaggy.

I was done with one side when I sensed an odor coming from it. I had never noticed that before.

Did I need to wash my face? Was the trimmer malfunctioning. I finished the trimmeing then I investigated closer. It did not smell electrical. It did not smell like some foo-foo soap.

Hmmm, I recognize that smell, I think. A bit musky and stinky.

So, I walk out and ask my wife, "Honey, did you use my trimmer on your horse?"

She replies, "Hehe, I tried but it did not work too well".

:cds:

Women!
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I've NEVER heard anyone refer to it as a 'horse'... weird..
 
persimmoncf

persimmoncf

Persimmon Creek Farm
Bilbo said:
OK, first, get your minds out of the gutter.

I was trimming my moustache last night before the football game. It had grown a bit shaggy.

I was done with one side when I sensed an odor coming from it. I had never noticed that before.

Did I need to wash my face? Was the trimmer malfunctioning. I finished the trimmeing then I investigated closer. It did not smell electrical. It did not smell like some foo-foo soap.

Hmmm, I recognize that smell, I think. A bit musky and stinky.

So, I walk out and ask my wife, "Honey, did you use my trimmer on your horse?"

She replies, "Hehe, I tried but it did not work too well".

:cds:

Women!
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:yay: Great FIRST post Bilbo.
 
fredsaid2

fredsaid2

New Member
Bilbo said:
So, I walk out and ask my wife, "Honey, did you use my trimmer on your horse?"

She replies, "Hehe, I tried but it did not work too well".

:cds:

Women!
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Tell her to buy "you" a pair of Lister Star's. You will all be happy. :howdy:
 
Sparks

Sparks

New Member
OH, I can beat this one ;)

When I was a little kid, I grabbed the thermometer out of my dad's bathroom and took it down to the barn............:whistle: then I put it back in dad's bathroom...... Nobody knew, except me. :barf:

BTW - when I read the title, I thought you were going to say your blacksmith smelled bad.
 
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webbcutey

New Member
My dad HATED it when I did this to him when I was a kid... We'd be at a show, I'd start going at the horse's nose whiskers, he'd just stare open-mouthed... :biggrin:
 
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Kain99

Guest
I know this is going to sound rude but... If you smelled your wifes hooter after a shave she needs a massive "FLUSH"
 
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