Well, *my* dog anyway.
He doesn't get tired and pitch a fit.
He doesn't whine for snacks.
He doesn't crayon on the walls.
He doesn't make messes.
He doesn't crap his pants.
He doesn't roll his eyes at me.
He likes it when I sing and dance around the house, and will dance with me.
He doesn't hog the TV with a bunch of cartoons.
He rides quietly in the car and never once asks if we're there yet.
When I tell him to stop doing something, he actually stops doing it.
He has no interest in cellphones and video game consoles.
He never asks me for money.
No, I haven't become some dog nutty convert but I must admit that my dog is fairly perfect.
He doesn't get tired and pitch a fit.
He doesn't whine for snacks.
He doesn't crayon on the walls.
He doesn't make messes.
He doesn't crap his pants.
He doesn't roll his eyes at me.
He likes it when I sing and dance around the house, and will dance with me.
He doesn't hog the TV with a bunch of cartoons.
He rides quietly in the car and never once asks if we're there yet.
When I tell him to stop doing something, he actually stops doing it.
He has no interest in cellphones and video game consoles.
He never asks me for money.
No, I haven't become some dog nutty convert but I must admit that my dog is fairly perfect.
.... shake... duck.... look to find where it landed!! 