Why Italian Mothers Are Best

GopherM

Darwin was right
Rocco excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to
get married.

He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and
guess which one I'm going to marry."

The mother agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them
down on the couch and they chat for a while.

He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry?"

She immediately replies, "Dat a one ona de right."

"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

The Italian mother replied:

"Becausea, her, I don'ta like."
 
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