sockgirl77
Well-Known Member
Why parents drink
A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was
astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and
everything was picked up.
Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently
on the pillow that was addressed to 'Mom' With the
worst premonition she opened the envelope with
trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Mom,:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm
writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend
because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she
is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her
because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight
motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much
older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom
she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very
happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a
stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a
dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.We'll be
growing it for ourselves and trading it with the
other people that live nearby for cocaine and
ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science
will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better.
She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know
how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we
will be back to visit so that you can get to know
your grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son Jon
P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at
Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that
there are worse things in life than the report card
that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home.
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I did this stupid kind of crap as a teen but my Mom would have shot my butt for doing something like this.
A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was
astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and
everything was picked up.
Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently
on the pillow that was addressed to 'Mom' With the
worst premonition she opened the envelope with
trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Mom,:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm
writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend
because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she
is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her
because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight
motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much
older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom
she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very
happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a
stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a
dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.We'll be
growing it for ourselves and trading it with the
other people that live nearby for cocaine and
ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science
will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better.
She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know
how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we
will be back to visit so that you can get to know
your grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son Jon
P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at
Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that
there are worse things in life than the report card
that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home.
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I did this stupid kind of crap as a teen but my Mom would have shot my butt for doing something like this.
