Why Teachers Commit Suicide

BigSlam123b

Only happy When It Rains
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word
fascinate" in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and
we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
fascinate, not fascinating".

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I
was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the
word "fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been
burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate",
so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobies
are so big she can only fasten eight."

The teacher cried. :peace:
 

unixpirate

Pitty Party
BigSlam123b said:
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word
fascinate" in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and
we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
fascinate, not fascinating".

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I
was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the
word "fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been
burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate",
so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobies
are so big she can only fasten eight."

The teacher cried. :peace:



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