From Santa
Dear Friends.
I have been watching you very closely to see if you
have been good this year and since you have I will
be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to
leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to
bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but
we had a little problem.
The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with
VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the
11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8
maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been
arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans
a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3
French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear
tree have me up to my sled runners in bird ####.
On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of
my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the
gay liberation and some people who can't read a
calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January.
Maybe next year I will be able to get my sh*t together and bring you the things you want.
This year I suggest you get your as*es down to Walmart
before everything is gone.
Dear Friends.
I have been watching you very closely to see if you
have been good this year and since you have I will
be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to
leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to
bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but
we had a little problem.
The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with
VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the
11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8
maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been
arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans
a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3
French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear
tree have me up to my sled runners in bird ####.
On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of
my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the
gay liberation and some people who can't read a
calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January.
Maybe next year I will be able to get my sh*t together and bring you the things you want.
This year I suggest you get your as*es down to Walmart
before everything is gone.