Wife's cataract surgery....

AnthonyJames

R.I.P. My Brother Rick
is a great success. She can now over react to oncoming vehicles from a far greater distance.
You reminded me of my ex-wife.

Once on the Beltway at night while I'm maneuvering to get off she says, "Did you see that cop?". Oblivious, I say what cop? She says, "He was in the median. He turned his lights on and pulled out when you went by!". I had gotten off on the exit so I just pulled over and got my license out, sure enough here he comes.

He gets up to my window and asks why I pulled over, so I tell him "Captain Obvious over there saw you, so she waited until I was busted to tell me".

For some reason he let me go, not even a warning. He must have been married too.
 
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