Wilbur's Revenge

Toxick

Toxick

Splat
So we're sitting at Famous Daves.

I thought I'd sample the bbq sauces at the table and pick which one I'm going to dump on my food. I am a fan of hot and spicy foods. When we go to a chinese restaurant, I get the General Tsao's Chicken and I eat all the boonie chilis.

Anyway I tried all the bbq sauces, not bad. Some had some pretty good zing, and I did like the Devil Spit although it could've used more ... something. So, there's one left. It's called Wilburs Revenge, and it has a XXX symbol on it. This looked promising.

Mrs Toxick convinced me to not take a spoonful as I was planning to do - and thank God that woman is always right. I put a teensy-weensy-tiny little dab on one prong of my fork... and then I dragged it across my tongue. Without delay, it felt like someone dragged a lit match across my tongue. I felt like a cartoon character who's head turns red and swells up like a balloon while alarm klaxons blare.

OMFG.


That #### is pure capsaicin.
 
GWguy

GWguy

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Good thing you didn't have more than that.... would have been a whole different kind of revenge about 8 hours later......
 
SoMdDude

SoMdDude

New Member
Yea tried that the last time we went to Famous Daves...put a small pea sized dab on my fork....holy moly!!! Made the mistake of doing that BEFORE we got our drinks LOL :cds: *slaps self* its very hot!
 
Wenchy

Wenchy

Hot Flash
We went to Smokey Joe's two years ago. We picked up our order, fixed up our sandwiches and went outside to eat. Next thing I knew, my son was underneath the picnic table silently crying. He's been easier on the hot sauce since then.

I will remind him about it for the rest of his life.
 
BOP

BOP

Well-Known Member
Wenchy said:
We went to Smokey Joe's two years ago. We picked up our order, fixed up our sandwiches and went outside to eat. Next thing I knew, my son was underneath the picnic table silently crying. He's been easier on the hot sauce since then.

I will remind him about it for the rest of his life.
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Mrs BOP says it's a Mother's Divine right to torture her spawn for the rest of their natural lives...or until they have children of their own. After which, it's the sly "wink, wink, nudge, nudge" sort of understated victory dance my wife does. It says to the unfortunate daughter: "neener, neener, I was right! You got kids just like you, and I can spoil them rotten, and then go home and you're stuck with them!"
 
Wenchy

Wenchy

Hot Flash
Pancho Villa

hvp05 said:
Funny how similar BBQ sauces can be to cigarettes, eh? :lmao:
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If you ever get back this way take a trip over the 301 bridge (cheaper cigs if you are a smoker) On the left is a strip center with a very good Mexican restaurant. The mini chile rellenos (really jalapenos...seeds intact) are killer. The Mexican waiters warn me each time I order them. The last time the waiter said he couldn't even eat them. They are so darn good. Gobs of sour cream and salt help them go down. They are evil incarnate.
 
GopherM

GopherM

Darwin was right
I don't know if it is still there, but there used to be a place at the outlet mall in Dover, DE that sold almost every kind of hot sauce you could imagine. They had recipes for different dishes and we picked up one for their special hot chili. They recommended one hot sauce especially for the chili and the directions indicated that you were to dip one end of a toothpick into the hot sauce and then swish that around in the chili. That was all the hot sauce we used and the chili was almost tooooooooo hot to eat. We threw the rest of the bottle away so we didn't have one of those industrial spill incidents in the house. I was afraid if it got loose in the environment our house would have been condemed.
 
Nickel

Nickel

curiouser and curiouser
Wenchy said:
If you ever get back this way take a trip over the 301 bridge (cheaper cigs if you are a smoker) On the left is a strip center with a very good Mexican restaurant. The mini chile rellenos (really jalapenos...seeds intact) are killer. The Mexican waiters warn me each time I order them. The last time the waiter said he couldn't even eat them. They are so darn good. Gobs of sour cream and salt help them go down. They are evil incarnate.
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My soon-to-be-ex-SIL used to work there and hated it, so that must mean it's an awesome restaurant. :yay: :lol:
 
Sweet 16

Sweet 16

^^8^^
Wenchy said:
If you ever get back this way take a trip over the 301 bridge (cheaper cigs if you are a smoker) On the left is a strip center with a very good Mexican restaurant. The mini chile rellenos (really jalapenos...seeds intact) are killer. The Mexican waiters warn me each time I order them. The last time the waiter said he couldn't even eat them. They are so darn good. Gobs of sour cream and salt help them go down. They are evil incarnate.
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Pancho Villa :drool: Their Carnitas are tha bomb!
 
bohman

bohman

Well-Known Member
GopherM said:
I don't know if it is still there, but there used to be a place at the outlet mall in Dover, DE that sold almost every kind of hot sauce you could imagine. They had recipes for different dishes and we picked up one for their special hot chili. They recommended one hot sauce especially for the chili and the directions indicated that you were to dip one end of a toothpick into the hot sauce and then swish that around in the chili. That was all the hot sauce we used and the chili was almost tooooooooo hot to eat. We threw the rest of the bottle away so we didn't have one of those industrial spill incidents in the house. I was afraid if it got loose in the environment our house would have been condemed.
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I used to think that I was a tough guy for hot sauces until one called Stupid Hot taught me a lesson. I probably should have done the toothpick method above, but I put a few drops in my bowl of chili at lunch. My mouth hurt all afternoon.

I still like hot sauces but I don't mess with anything spicier than Tabasco anymore. I found my limits. :lmao:
 
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